quinta-feira, agosto 31, 2006

Jokes and funny sayings...

I took some time the other day to compile a list of the best jokes and 'funny sayings' I have been sent recently... Well, you know, some swear they are not exactly funny sayings but the real and absolute truth instead!

And just because I'm in a great mood today and not willing to be at risk of contradicting part of my friends, I'll let this to my dearest readers' judgement... Got a deal? :)

Ready? Set... Go!

Strategy

  • If you don’t know what it is, call it an ‘issue’…
  • If you don’t know how it works, call it a ‘process’…
  • If you don’t know whether its worth doing, call it an ‘option’…
  • If you don’t know how it could possibly be done call it a ‘challenge’ or an ‘exciting opportunity'!

Job Descriptions

  • A mathematician is like a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that is not there
  • A lawyer is a person that writes a 10.000 word document and calls it a brief
  • A programmer is someone who solves a problem you did not know you had in a way you do not understand
  • A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time

Do you think they were trying to tell me something in between the lines, hum? :)

Florida! :)

  • Florida: home of electile dysfunction
  • Florida: we count more than you do!
  • Florida: if you do not like the way we count then take the I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states! :@
  • Florida: we count more than you do!
  • Florida: re-lax, re-tire, re-vote!
  • Florida: where your vote counts, and counts, and counts...
  • Florida: we're number 1! No, wait! Recount!!!
  • Don't blame me! I voted for Gore - I think!

Hehehe... all right, do not blame me: my vote did not count either!!! Huhuhuhu!!!! Ok, ok... Calvin! :-)

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